Man Has Amazing Ass | The Onion - America's Finest News Source, TASHEN, OH—Sculpted, tight, and slightly lofted, resident Lance Holdger's ass is naturally tan and completely hairless. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29886 - 30k
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Lester Jackson Gets His Sorry Ass Home | The Onion - America's ..., ST. LOUIS—At the strong urging of his wife Rhonda, Lester Jackson got his sorry ass home last night, narrowly avoiding an explosive domestic confrontation. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32658 - 25k
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Ass-Kisser Promoted | The Onion - America's Finest News Source, PROVIDENCE, RI—The age-old practice of brown-nosing was rewarded yet again with the promotion of ass-kissing toady Howard MacInnis. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29796 - 30k
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Kick-Ass Sales Proposal Written | The Onion - America's Finest ..., FLAGSTAFF, AZ—Wayne Gorlin's sales proposal has got all the pertinent info, and it looks great, to boot. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29017 - 31k
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New Railway Line To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass | The Onion ..., The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is an award-winning publication covering world, national, and * local issues. It is updated daily online and ... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36183 - 23k
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My Dead Kid's Foundation Kicked Your Dead Kid's Foundation's Ass ..., After I watched my only son slowly succumb to pancreatic cancer, I was convinced that I would never again know joy.Yet it was only six months... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44915 - 28k
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David Allan Coe Waiting Outside To Kick Your Ass | The Onion ..., The Onion, America's Finest News Source, is an award-winning publication covering world, national, and * local issues. It is updated daily online and ... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34951 - 23k
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Man Has Amazing Ass | The Onion - America's Finest News Source, TASHEN, OH—Sculpted, tight, and slightly lofted, resident Lance Holdger's ass is naturally tan and completely hairless. http://origin.theonion.com/content/node/29886 - 30k
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